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Zhukovsky District is the name of several administrative and municipal districts in Russia:
- Zhukovsky District, Bryansk Oblast, an administrative and municipal district of Bryansk Oblast \n
- Zhukovsky District, Kaluga Oblast, an administrative and municipal district of Kaluga Oblast
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The Peloponnesian War is a board wargame published by Simulations Canada (SimCan) in 1977 that simulates the 5th century BCE war between the Greek cities of Athens and Sparta.
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