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{"type":"standard","title":"N. T. Rama Rao","displaytitle":"N. T. Rama Rao","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2646553","titles":{"canonical":"N._T._Rama_Rao","normalized":"N. T. Rama Rao","display":"N. T. Rama Rao"},"pageid":222907,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/NT_Rama_Rao.jpg/330px-NT_Rama_Rao.jpg","width":320,"height":453},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/07/NT_Rama_Rao.jpg","width":410,"height":580},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284756287","tid":"73a2445e-1552-11f0-9316-f6a27d30bf6a","timestamp":"2025-04-09T14:53:52Z","description":"Indian actor and former Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh (1923–1996)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N._T._Rama_Rao","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N._T._Rama_Rao?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N._T._Rama_Rao?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:N._T._Rama_Rao"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/N._T._Rama_Rao","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/N._T._Rama_Rao","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/N._T._Rama_Rao?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:N._T._Rama_Rao"}},"extract":"Nandamuri Taraka Rama Rao, often referred to by his initials NTR, was an Indian actor, film director, film producer, screenwriter, film editor, philanthropist, and politician who served as the Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh for seven years over four terms. He is regarded as one of the most influential actors of Indian cinema. He starred in over 300 films, predominantly in Telugu cinema, and was referred to as \"Viswa Vikhyatha Nata Sarvabhouma\". He was one of the earliest method actors of Indian cinema. In 2013, Rao was voted as \"Greatest Indian Actor of All Time\" in a CNN-IBN national poll conducted on the occasion of the Centenary of Indian Cinema.","extract_html":"
Nandamuri Taraka Rama Rao, often referred to by his initials NTR, was an Indian actor, film director, film producer, screenwriter, film editor, philanthropist, and politician who served as the Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh for seven years over four terms. He is regarded as one of the most influential actors of Indian cinema. He starred in over 300 films, predominantly in Telugu cinema, and was referred to as \"Viswa Vikhyatha Nata Sarvabhouma\". He was one of the earliest method actors of Indian cinema. In 2013, Rao was voted as \"Greatest Indian Actor of All Time\" in a CNN-IBN national poll conducted on the occasion of the Centenary of Indian Cinema.
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