{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?","punchline":"She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.","id":158}
{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
{"fact":"The cheetah is the world's fastest land mammal. It can run at speeds of up to 70 miles an hour (113 kilometers an hour).","length":120}
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{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, \"Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?\"","punchline":"Pop,goes the weasel.","id":78}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}