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{"fact":"Cats eat grass to aid their digestion and to help them get rid of any fur in their stomachs.","length":92}
{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"fact":"Cats should not be fed tuna exclusively, as it lacks taurine, an essential nutrient required for good feline health. Make sure you have the proper Pet supplies to keep your cat happy and healthy.","length":196}
{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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