{"type":"standard","title":"Greater Lowell United FC","displaytitle":"Greater Lowell United FC","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16840183","titles":{"canonical":"Greater_Lowell_United_FC","normalized":"Greater Lowell United FC","display":"Greater Lowell United FC"},"pageid":41134648,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Glufc_logo.png","width":300,"height":305},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Glufc_logo.png","width":300,"height":305},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1180668937","tid":"af43bbd7-6d5a-11ee-acf6-1168b15d62da","timestamp":"2023-10-18T02:04:35Z","description":"Soccer club in Massachusetts, U.S.","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_Lowell_United_FC","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_Lowell_United_FC?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_Lowell_United_FC?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Greater_Lowell_United_FC"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_Lowell_United_FC","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Greater_Lowell_United_FC","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_Lowell_United_FC?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Greater_Lowell_United_FC"}},"extract":"Greater Lowell United FC is an American soccer club based in Lowell, Massachusetts. GLUFC's first-team began play in the North Atlantic Conference of the National Premier Soccer League (NPSL) in 2014. The club left the NPSL and joined the Champions Soccer League USA for the 2017 season.","extract_html":"
Greater Lowell United FC is an American soccer club based in Lowell, Massachusetts. GLUFC's first-team began play in the North Atlantic Conference of the National Premier Soccer League (NPSL) in 2014. The club left the NPSL and joined the Champions Soccer League USA for the 2017 season.
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