{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?","punchline":"Because the punchline is apparent.","id":375}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.","punchline":"You'll strain your eyes.","id":46}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Red light say to the Green light?","punchline":"Don't look at me I'm changing!","id":182}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...","punchline":"He loves his pot.","id":45}
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