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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}

{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}

{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}

{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}

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