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Gimme a Break! is an American television sitcom created by Mort Lachman and Sy Rosen that aired on NBC for six seasons from October 29, 1981, to May 12, 1987. The series starred Nell Carter as the housekeeper for a widowed police chief and his three daughters.
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The beaches of Saint-Tropez, France, are generally divided in three parts: in-town beaches, Pampelonne beach and other nearby beaches.
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